What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What is the definition of a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!