A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
