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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What's the definition of a nerd?

Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?