A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
One has standards.
M'otherland
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?