What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?