March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

Barbarian Jokes More Barbarian Jokes

What do you call a barbarian you can't see?

An Invisigoth.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.