It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
Little Caesars.
Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.
A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself
Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
You Blink Your Eyes.
Absolutely nun
Overdue
An Invisigoth.