What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot