What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot