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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.