What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty