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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)