What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.