None, he lets the knives do the work
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Now I've got to cut you.
A knife has a point
To sharpen the knife
With a knife!
So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?
A chopstick!
You need a knife to get in the box.
A Knife
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
So he can cut corners.
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Nothing, she knew what was coming...
Though his chest with a knife
You want a piece of me!
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
The 'K'
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
The knife was really dull
A knife.
Cutting edge technology.
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Ceasar
The knife has a point.
To cut the corners!
An erection and a place to put it.
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
Because they both looked sharp!
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Knives
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
Piece of cake.
Because they all refused to make sandwiches.
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
And you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
Because 0x0 is always 0.
The Rooster
Pout-ry farm..
Take the psychopath!!
With a crane.
A naughty bus
You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
