What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...