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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...