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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito?

Its one of his joke.

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Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...