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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Pretty Lady Jokes More Pretty Lady Jokes

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...