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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How about her mom?

Has she said anything

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

How do you make a tiramisu?

With a thousand Gigamisous