I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Leddit go
Because they hve so many fans
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
ISIS
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs.... YOUR MOM.
He responds, "One note at a time."
The screen stays black when you check the time.
He needed more Elba room.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)
With a mop.
Garbage gets picked up!
Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.
The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
A good start.
