I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
He wanted to be cool.
They turn off their Xbox.
Bring it to a bool.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
You're adopted.
YOU'RE MOM.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
When their time is up.
A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
Inward
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
The candle is a thousand times brighter!
Church.
