What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.