What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies