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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.