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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata