What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.