What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.