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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What do You Use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.