Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be.

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Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.