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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Asbestos Jokes More Asbestos Jokes

What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.