Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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Where do people with one leg work?

Ihop

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Asbestos Jokes More Asbestos Jokes

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.