Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.