Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

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How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

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Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie