Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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His loving knife.

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To make ends meat.