Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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The first herd shot round the world!

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Because the steaks were too high!

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A steak-out!

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The steaks would just be too high.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.