What kind of pants do you buy for your ...

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?