What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.