What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.