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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.