What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!