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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!