What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.