What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!