March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Previous Random Joke Next
Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

Jacket Jokes More Jacket Jokes

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"