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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"