What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.