What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil