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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

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How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.