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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.