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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Who put these on... Superman?

Her: I did

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How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.