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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."