Luigi Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Overall Jokes More Overall Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

His smellular phone!

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there! Aries! Aries who?

Aries a reason why I talk this way!

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!