What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre