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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin