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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony