What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.