What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.