What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.