What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jammin

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.