What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Adore! Adore who?

Adore stands between us open up!

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

W' jammin it

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.