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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's wrong?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band?

Bob Marley and The Whalers!

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie