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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?