What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Who's there! Belle! Belle who?

Belle-t up and open this door!

Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.