Bob Marley Jokes

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Gif Jokes More Gif Jokes

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What else?

You've walked out of wife

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Sans Sheriff Jokes More Sans Sheriff Jokes

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

What's Robin Hood's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Bob Marley Jokes

Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable?

Birthday State of Mind

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

What's Bob Marley's favorite dessert?

How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

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