Bob Marley Jokes

Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable?

Because they're all rasta graphics.

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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

W' jammin it

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

What's Bob Marley's favorite dessert?

Pot pie.

How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band?

Bob Marley and The Whalers!

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

What is the Pillsbury Doughboy's wife's favorite snack?

Doughnuts.

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?

They are both ginger nuts!

What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike?

A bikkie.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.