Bob Marley Jokes

Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable?

Because they're all rasta graphics.

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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

W' jammin it

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

What's Bob Marley's favorite dessert?

Pot pie.

How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band?

Bob Marley and The Whalers!

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What's a man?

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Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!