Bob Marley Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jammin

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Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable?

Because they're all rasta graphics.

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

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How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

W' jammin it

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

What's Bob Marley's favorite dessert?

Pot pie.

How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band?

Bob Marley and The Whalers!

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

Sans Sheriff Jokes More Sans Sheriff Jokes

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now