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What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable?

Because they're all rasta graphics.

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"