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What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable?

Because they're all rasta graphics.