Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.