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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?