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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Esc

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!