Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!