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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?