What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

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Statue bro?

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Because it has two shifts.

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!