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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!