What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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Statue bro?

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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Sorry, my fault.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Because they have two shifts!