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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

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Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs