Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.