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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs