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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...