Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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They both know when you are sleeping.

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!