Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...