Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.