A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
Jerky.
Ouch!
Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.
At the stock market
It makes the front page.
A LOT.
A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
A. In a river bed
They always finish last.