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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.