A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Its not that hard
Short legged cows
With a crowbar.
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
IHOP
It blew up
Its not on the front page
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
They always finish last.