Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

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What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.