What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!