What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.