What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.