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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.