What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.