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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.