What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.