What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.