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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.