What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.