What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Who was saved?

The Russian people