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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...