What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...