What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users