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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

User Jokes More User Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users