What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.