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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What's the opposite of funny?

Jay Leno