What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier