What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.