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Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.