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Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally