Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally