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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

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Mufasa.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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An antphibian.

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.