What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?