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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Insure Jokes More Insure Jokes

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.