Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Insure Jokes More Insure Jokes

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.