Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Insure Jokes More Insure Jokes

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?