Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)