Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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Who's there! Astor! Astor who?

Astor the ball is over!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."