Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!