Because they can.
Phyto.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
Because they can't make a fist.
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child