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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!