What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

What will it be for you, my friend?

The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.