What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.