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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.