What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

R/explainlikeimfive

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.