What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW