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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.