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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.