Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Put him in the front.
A Barkeologist.
More time on tests.
He over 'd
Because they can spend years at sea.
Insolvent
They exorcise.
He's still there.
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
It's because they don't know the words.