What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.