What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide