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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!