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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

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How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide