What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush