What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.