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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.