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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.