What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.