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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"