What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

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Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.