What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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Rama llama ding dongs

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.