What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.