What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"