Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.