Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

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What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.