Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...