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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.