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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection