Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!