Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.