Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.