Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.