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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!