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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.