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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........