What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.