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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!