What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!