When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

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How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.