When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

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What do you call a mollusk on a boat?

A snailor

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.