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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.