When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Bloated.

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When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.