How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

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