They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Because that's what they did last year.
GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:
