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What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.