Imagination Jokes

What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

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How did I escape Iraq?

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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It is possible that UFOs exist.

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The odds are ever in their favours.

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Their odds of winning are the same

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.