Imagination Jokes

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

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What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

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A pigment of your imagination.

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What is the fastest cake in the world?

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What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What is another term for ob gyn?

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.