Imagination Jokes

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

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What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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It's tiring.

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