Imagination Jokes

What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

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