Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.