Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.