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Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.