Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.