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Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is a woman?

Man with a uterus somewhere

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.