What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What was the parrot doing in prison?

It was a jail-bird!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Little Person Jokes More Little Person Jokes

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!