March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Previous Random Joke Next
Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there! Aries! Aries who?

Aries a reason why I talk this way!

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Little Person Jokes More Little Person Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.