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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Little Person Jokes More Little Person Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.