Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short psychic who hasn't yet been apprehended?

A small medium at-large?

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

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A small medium at large.

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

Fed Jokes More Fed Jokes

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.