Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short psychic who hasn't yet been apprehended?

A small medium at-large?

What do you call a midget psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?

Small medium at large.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Psychic Midget Jokes More Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Dwarfism Jokes More Dwarfism Jokes

Loose Jokes More Loose Jokes

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.