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Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

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Birthday State of Mind

What do you call a short psychic who hasn't yet been apprehended?

A small medium at-large?

What do you call a midget psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?

Small medium at large.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Little Person Jokes More Little Person Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Midget Fortune Teller Jokes More Midget Fortune Teller Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

Psychic Midget Jokes More Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.