Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short psychic who hasn't yet been apprehended?

A small medium at-large?

What do you call a midget psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?

Small medium at large.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.