Midget Fortune Teller Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law?

A small medium at large

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.