Midget Fortune Teller Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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He didn't want to play second fidel

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The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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A small medium at large.

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The Law of the jungle!

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He was always drinking on the job

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The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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Danger: Do not touch

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large