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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Crime Rate Jokes More Crime Rate Jokes

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday