Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.