Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!