Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.