Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.