Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.