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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.