How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers...

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.