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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.