How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

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Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.