How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

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What tick likes to run?

Politicks

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen