How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

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What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.