How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

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How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.